Monty by Jim Meddick for September 24, 2014
Transcript:
Hey, look!... It's totally clean over there... No, no. We can't go on that side, that's Pilsner's side... Pilsner got so fed up with my mass, he split the apartment in two and told me to keep all my stuff on my side... What's with the little piano? Oh, no... It's piano sonata time.
Liberace was a parrot? This would explain his oversize beak; er, nose…