Monty by Jim Meddick for November 02, 2014
November 01, 2014
November 03, 2014
Transcript:
When did you first noticed this condition? Um... About three days ago.. Ok, let's take a look... Hee hee @#$#@$ Chsss... Bah ha ha hee hee hee hee! All right. And have you been experiencing any other symptoms aside from hypersensitivity to tickles?
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Uhh, wetting my shorts when teased by a cold stethoscope?
stamps about 10 years ago
On my first day in clinical as a paramedic-in-training, the nice nurse showed me the warming cabinet and said “Here’s where we keep the patient blankets.” Then she showed me the refirgerator and said, “And here’s where we keep the stethoscopes.”
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Didn’t touch my junk?!
boldyuma about 10 years ago
Why can’t we tickle ourselves?
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
My guess is he won’t be laughing if he sees the bill…
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
hmmmm … other than the hypersensitivity ….. well there’s this jumping at cold objects that touch my skin. And the squinting when a bright penlight shines in my eyes. Also, goosebumps when I sit in my skivvies on an exam table in a cold, drafty room….. … That help?