Monty by Jim Meddick for December 10, 2014

Good grief! The little spoiled brat is an art-hoarder on top of everything else!Santa, you MUST cut him down to size, somehow (I won’t ask too many questions about any method you choose)!

One lump or two? Or maybe a truck load!

Santa as art dealer.

I gotta have me one of dem, whatever, sounds nice!

there has to be a point where the boss’ son can’t just do whatever he wants with impunity. At this point the shopping center has dozens of crying children and hugely disgruntled parents who are entirely likely to take their business elsewhere AND post online reviews telling other shoppers what kind of experience they can expect. Of course his dad can be SO rich that he’ll own “elsewhere” as well but it’s not good business sense to allow one of your moneymaking establishments to flounder.

I walked by that carousel 2 months ago but I was hot, sweaty and exhausted and had sore feet and didn’t realize that it was anything special so I hardly looked at it. Opportunity lost!

Sounds like a lunch item on the menu of Olive Garden restaurant.

Nice try. Now have the little fellow be a corporate executive in charge of customer service.