Monty by Jim Meddick for January 06, 2015
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So... What d'you think of my new glasses? Over here. What?... Where?... Um... Uh... Follow my voice. Ah! There you are! So... Whaddya think? Very stylish. Very steam punk... Very... Um... Tiny. Yeah! They're really... I lost you again. Did you move your head? Don't move your head.
Monty, have you already paid for those specs?! By all means, man, get your money back, get a new ophthalmologist, and get a proper prescription, before you kill someone (most likely, yourself)!