Monty by Jim Meddick for April 22, 2015
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Transcript:
Why are you covering your eyes? Madame Sorciere!... Out on the jog path. She tried t' give me the evil eye! I sprinted all the way home! Safe now... Just want to rest... Rehydrate... Frankly, I don't even know what th' evil eye does, but I... Aaah! Well, for one thing, it gives you a Gatorade stain on your jogging shorts...
All he had to do was pay the woman her fee. But then we would not have had these wonderful things happen to Monty.