Monty by Jim Meddick for July 23, 2015
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Transcript:
In the field you utilize all available materials. Mud makes great camo for night ops and cools th' skin t' disrupt infrared night vision... Dig in, bro!... I'll take your word for it... C'mon brother... Y'gotta get deep in the mock if y'wanna defeat the enemy... Jarvis, have Herberto bring a flat of organic potting soil and a case of Perrier out to the East Terrace...
Organic potting soil??!
That’s the stuff with the rotted compost, bat guano, and worm castings!
I think you want some sandy, sterile, inorganic “potting mixture” from the dollar store.
The stuff that can’t support plant life and that no self-respecting worm will try to eat.