Monty by Jim Meddick for September 07, 2015

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Ok. What are you doing? What...? What d'you mean? The feathers. On your head. White down feathers. What? Feathers? What d'you...? Cut the @#$#$. Ok! Ok! It's molting season... ok? I admit I'm insecure. I sure as #$@#$ hope you didn't run my pillow I just packed a tiny, tiny hole, but don't worry, I patched it up with duct tape...