Monty by Jim Meddick for September 26, 2015
Transcript:
What is that, doctor? I'm assembling a custom lure to hopefully snag the fish man on a high test fishing line... It combines a replica of every likely food source in the creature's diet... A nylon juvenile candiru... A silicone charapa turtle hatchling... A... And the rubber Dorito? Doctor, keep in mind we're dealing with a fish man here... Part fish, but also part man.
Candiru? Ow. Just ow.