Monty by Jim Meddick for May 02, 2016
May 01, 2016
May 03, 2016
Transcript:
Delia brought her Ouija board! Um. Wow. Let's begin by placing a hand on the planchette and getting a feel for the ectenic force in the room... I... I'm sensing something negative. Something deeply skeptical... C'mon, Moondog! You're blocking the psychic energy! I promise it'll all go a lot smoother once I've had a few more beers.
If they’re real, why don’t these supposed “mediums” just go make millions on the stock market?
Or, for that matter, they could figure out unsolved murders for the police force.