Monty by Jim Meddick for August 02, 2016

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Look Jarvis! Look what I made in arts & crafts! Um. Very lovely, sir... Is that a popsicle stick birdhouse? Of course it is! And I made it with my own hands!... First time ever! I even believe I developed a small callous in the process! Look, Jarvis! A bird is already interested! You blood he obese sparrow! You just destroyed a work of bespoke artisanal master craft!