Monty by Jim Meddick for August 22, 2016

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Well, it finally happened! See there, on my palm between my pinky and ring finger? A callous! Today's the day I've become a true, for real blue-collar, workin' class hero!... If anyone wants me, I'll be in my truck listening to country and western music... I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but I'm pretty sure that's just a dab of dried, tan, silicone chalk...