Monty by Jim Meddick for September 01, 2016
Transcript:
Meow. I find string endlessly fascinating. Meow. Yo dude! The litter box is getting seriously ripe. Oh c'mon! It's just cycling through stock phrases!... We heard the one about the litter box 20 minutes ago! Yeah. But maybe it's because I still haven't emptied it... Meow. Bro where can I score some catnip in this town?
I’ve long suspected my cat of sampling my, uh, “catnip” from time to time right out of the ashtray.