Monty by Jim Meddick for October 07, 2016
Transcript:
Well... I got the splinter out! Oh man! The pain was so intense I passed out near the end! I... I basically almost died! What? Seriously... I even had an out of the body experience! I was floating up above looking down... Watching the whole operation in a state of odd detachment... I don't believe you. The ceiling fan blades need a dusting by the way...
Why are you telling EB, Monty? It would be swiffer if you did it.