Monty by Jim Meddick for January 07, 2017
Transcript:
What... What's that noise? What's goin' on down here? What the heck? I... I couldn't hold out any longer... I went to the Mini-Mart and bought their entire stock of Pringles varieties. Oh well... Look on the bright side... You still held out a day and a half longer than the time you gave up Funyuns... Mmm... I didn't even know they had a screamin' dill pickle flavor...
He should have given up writing twice as many books at a higher quality as in the previous year.