Monty by Jim Meddick for July 30, 2018

The honey’s for coffee, too, and stop calling me Shirley. : )

You mean you actually want to write a book? I thought you just wanted to be seen writing a book.

“Blond roast”! Come on, man up and drink the stuff with actual coffee flavor! You can drink more dark roast because it has less caffeine.

Maybe Monty would be inspired by the condiment aisle at the local grocery store.

Maybe in a Irish pub. More animated.

The downside of “writing what you know”.

The fourth chapter is about driving to Starbucks.

Keep going! I love stories to which I can relate.

This is a clever parody of the pretentious idiots that will pay exorbitant prices to drink coffee to "look like something they are not. That is the joke here!Don’t ask, I have a book out and it wasn’t written in a coffee house.

Get out while you still can, Monty! You may not be a real writer, but at least you can save your soul from the Starbucks-devil if you run, run, run!