And if one of those omnivores finds out they are having unexpected company and need extra food, the Great Turkey won’t make the rest of his deliveries that night.
It needs lots and lots and lots of more work. Better yet, kill it, cook it and dump it in the trash can. And support PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
“Needs more work”?! Heck, it needs a drastic, total re-write! Bring in a script doctor! Get rid of PETA (too controversial for mass audiences). Make the Giant Turkey more lovable and humanoid! Give the story a big-time Happy Ending!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Hallmark Channel called. They’re not interested.
andrewjb almost 5 years ago
And if one of those omnivores finds out they are having unexpected company and need extra food, the Great Turkey won’t make the rest of his deliveries that night.
nitromicro almost 5 years ago
The flies around the factory farm bring toys to the children? Ewww……
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It needs lots and lots and lots of more work. Better yet, kill it, cook it and dump it in the trash can. And support PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
diverleo almost 5 years ago
Definitely needs more work.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
“Needs more work”?! Heck, it needs a drastic, total re-write! Bring in a script doctor! Get rid of PETA (too controversial for mass audiences). Make the Giant Turkey more lovable and humanoid! Give the story a big-time Happy Ending!
Walter Kocker almost 5 years ago
I’m not aware of this story – must be from the New Testament.