Monty by Jim Meddick for November 24, 2020

Never bite or annoy the hand that feeds you.

My birds have all loved turkey and chicken.

Is there any objection to beer can chicken instead?

Polly want a crack upside the head?

I always imagine Pilsner sounds like Gilbert Gottfried for some reason

Don’t tell him what those buffalo wings are really made of. Keep the illusion going.

I hear that parrot tastes just like squab.

The bird is in luck. Only 3 of us this year so it will probably be a small portion of Honey Baked Ham – already cooked!

I don’t think Mama Harper (“Mama’s Family”) was planning to eat her Uncle Oscar’s parrot either.

Pilsner, why don’t you go have a chat with that handsome bird in your cage? The one in the mirror. :)

Nice to see Pilsner on his soapbox, Just remember, my bold parakeet, that you are a bird and Moonie may be getting very hungry….

Pilsner may have a few surprises of his own judging by those teeth.

Ham for me this year. Easier clean up.

Actually there are some birds that eat other birds — hawks, eagles, vultures,…