Monty by Jim Meddick for March 29, 2021

The IRS relied at “Ludicrous Speed” and have gone to plaid!

The money disappears even faster.

I’ve finally retired so they can’t tax any earned income. Now they tax the money that was taxed the first go around.

It’s probably one of those scam calls where your Tax File Number has been fraudulently accessed & unless you “press one” and talk with the guys superior an arrest warrant will be issued in 45 minutes. No joke I got a call like this last week. Just hung up & reported the scam including the landline number they used. Someone owns that number & pays the bill & will no doubt have their own arrest warrant issued.

The IRS is very fast at cashing check’s I mail in for estimated taxes. Sending my direct deposit refund, not so fast.

You mean you can’t deduct robot oil and cat skin cream?

He has nothing to worry about. The same thing happened to me and all I had to do was give them my social security number and buy a gift card and send it to their offshore office. It’s a very streamlined process.

The IRS will never call you. Time for Arlo and Janis to do their yearly reminder.

They’re good but they can also be very bad, to you……..

If he was rich they wouldn’t have called him.

Very popular in Illinois. You check a box that says: “Tax the Rich” and you don’t owe anything.

Instead of finding loopholes, Hyper-Space Tax helps you find and exploit tax wormholes.

If only it were all so fast! Taxes are a taxing chore!

The fastest audit in the West! :D