Monty by Jim Meddick for November 23, 2021

So pilsner has learned it’s a toilet! (October 22, 2007) Would’ve been funny to see a comic where he was told the truth, or figured it out!

At least the turkey will be clean when cooked.

One other caution. Turkey’s like to scratch the dirt for wriggly worms.

Don’t know if its true, but I’ve heard turkeys are so stupid that they look up when it’s raining and drown

A shower could lead to tragedy

Separate shower stall?…………..C’est chic.

After this week, I for one will be feeling mighty guilty when I tuck into the turkey and… Oh wait, that’s right. I forgot that I don’t even like turkey nor celebrate Thanksgiving. I’ll still be eating meat, though.

I’ve been sharping the ax about now !

It’s always best to rinse your bird before cooking it. Good plan!

Turkey soup the hard way. :)

Turn it on and lets find out. Not likely true unless they are chicks.

Time to sharpen the axe and get the chopping block ready.

Moondog abuse! The nasty turkey needs to be taken down!