Monty by Jim Meddick for April 11, 2022

Nightmares can be taxing

Gotta pay land taxes today but speaking of taxes, why is it that the IRS can come after you for unpaid taxes for 10 years but you only have 3 years to collect your refund if you’ve overpaid them?

Well, I’ve had the naked part. But it wasn’t me. I was in a Gentleman’s Club and the girl wanted me to sign my credit card slip and not having a pen I stupidly asked if she had one on her. Imagine my embarrassment.

I had that dream, but I still was wearing underwear and I was searching a missing dog too.

You can file for an extension but need to pay taxes by Apr 15th. How do you need to know how much to pay if you haven’t filed yet?

I live on my Social Security and RMD, so don’t make enough income to owe anything. I filed anyway, just in case the government wants to send me some stimulus money again. ;-D

Like Joe Black said, “Death & Taxes”, two of the certainties of life.

That’s some very yellow beer.

I had a dream that I was at a job interview, waiting outside the office lying on a couch in my underwear. When I realized this, I felt so foolish; I was wondering, “What was I thinking of, to appear like this?”

Forgot to add that you’re trying to fly or falling and also that you’re late for a test at school….for which you hadn’t prepared.

One of these characters is not like the others.

Heck, Monty is not like anyone!