Monty by Jim Meddick for September 22, 2022

Could have been Looking For the bar.

Losing your touch Moondog?

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2014/11/30

Hey — that’s me in the first panel!

Metropolitan Museum of Art is my go-to site when I want a gift that will impress someone. I once gave my date’s Christian mom a replica of a Vatican book mark for the family Bible, and I was her favorite for years.

I guess his powers don’t work on everyone.

The gift shop is gonna love this guy. Cha Ching

“Tell me where’s the gift shop?” is a strange way to form a sentence. “Tell me. Where’s the gift shop?” or “Tell me where the gift shop is located?”

Better than Peter Fox when he was working at the movie theater during “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.”

It’s where you “exit through.”

Makes perfect sense to me. He’s looking for a pint glass with Duchamp’s “Bulldog Squatting on the Landing,” from the Dadaist gallery.

Are you kiddin? This guy IS the Gift Shop!!!!!! :)

Ya mean the place like where ya got the cowboy hat, shades, celebrity-rodent tee, and big old star-buckle?

Gee, lemme think about that….