Monty by Jim Meddick for February 20, 2023

Yay! They’re back!!

I wanna live like common people

I wanna do whatever common people do

Wanna sleep with common people

I wanna sleep with common people

Like you

You wanna live like common people

You wanna see whatever common people see

Wanna sleep with common people

You wanna sleep with common people

Like me

Sing along with the common people

Sing along and it might just get you through

Laugh along with the common people

Laugh along even though they’re laughing at you

And the stupid things that you do

Because you think that poor is cool

Make sure Herberto sends the snowball mold as well. My snowballs must be perfectly round for maximum velocity & accuracy.

A shipment? Does the estate have it’s own special snow fall? And is ‘Herberto’ one of his ‘common folk’ servants?

A welcome change from Monty’s “Hibernation” saga.

Subpar snow? It’s the ash from the train derailment fire.

Oh, sure, like Sedgwick has any concept of “average” or “common”. He is so out of touch.

Jarvis should also request a designated snowball thrower in case Sedgwick misses the other children.

Sproing- sproing goes the ladybug!

Substandard snow? Intolerable! How can Master Sedgwick interact with the rabble, …err, average children, if Herberto doesn’t hurry down with a load of Quality Estate Snow?!