Monty by Jim Meddick for November 10, 2023

Just swallow it and swig some beer down and pretend it is TEQUILA!

Asterisk at hashtag percent, that’s a new one for my list.

Looks like Monty is taking a whiz-break in P2.

Next time use a rake.

No Bud Light?? Lol

More likely a slug

Reminded me of when I was a kid and the acorns I’d collected from off of our back yard and stashed in a drawer only to find days later little white worms had emerged from several. Needless to say my mother was less than thrilled with my “collection.”

If it’s a bright green with spikes sticking out front and back, DON’T touch it. He brings on great pain, hate and discontent.

How’d that get in there?

At this time of the year it must be a woolly bear caterpillar. It least where I live in MA.

Is that a euphemism?

Why is Monty wearing safety goggles while leaf-blowing?

Eye protection but no ear protection? You’ll still be able to hear the neighbors screaming about the noise.

I thought Monty only drank cheap no name domestic beer?

Wooly beer caterpillar.

A bit anticlimactic, E.B.

But in Monty’s case, I guess one never can be sure. Maybe he likes a fuzzy caterpillar hors d’oeuvre with his Heiniken (a cold Green One, please: on the other hand, sone of us preferred Amstel back overseas)….