He learned the same lesson a guy I knew in the Navy learned one night:
He met a Gorgeous woman one night and, being a bit Drunk, out popped: “I’d give a Hundred Dollars for an hour in bed with you.” To our surprise, instead of smacking him silly, she looked at him for a minute, then smiled and said “OK”. They left. A little over an hour later, he returned, but, instead of the good mood you might expect, he was grumpy and angry. It took a bit of persuading, but he finally told us why: When they got to her place, they both got undressed, he handed her the $100 and jumped onto her bed. Just as he was limbering up his lips for a kiss, he felt something nudging him in the ribs. He looked. She was holding a Gun. She informed him that he’d offered $100 for an hour in her bed and That was ALL he was getting. While we were making fun of him for getting taken, in walked the woman. She walked over to our table, looked at him, smiled and said: “I’ll bet you’ll be more specific what you ask for, next time”.
erik.vanthienen over 2 years ago
Déjà vu?
Déjà vu?
Grumpy Old Guy over 2 years ago
I seem to recall him having a time travel yo-yo that would come in handy for such a situation….
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Let me repeat for emphasis [?]….
bakana over 2 years ago
I didn’t know Merlin went in for Animal Sacrifice.
bakana over 2 years ago
He learned the same lesson a guy I knew in the Navy learned one night:
He met a Gorgeous woman one night and, being a bit Drunk, out popped: “I’d give a Hundred Dollars for an hour in bed with you.” To our surprise, instead of smacking him silly, she looked at him for a minute, then smiled and said “OK”. They left. A little over an hour later, he returned, but, instead of the good mood you might expect, he was grumpy and angry. It took a bit of persuading, but he finally told us why: When they got to her place, they both got undressed, he handed her the $100 and jumped onto her bed. Just as he was limbering up his lips for a kiss, he felt something nudging him in the ribs. He looked. She was holding a Gun. She informed him that he’d offered $100 for an hour in her bed and That was ALL he was getting. While we were making fun of him for getting taken, in walked the woman. She walked over to our table, looked at him, smiled and said: “I’ll bet you’ll be more specific what you ask for, next time”.