Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 06, 2019
November 05, 2019
November 07, 2019
Transcript:
Aunt Fritzi: I'm going to buy a new dress, Nancy.
Nancy: That's nice.
Aunt Fritzi: Do you think I'd look well in stripes?
Nancy: Stand over there. No---I think you'd look better in a solid color.
1-FRITZ: This magazine says that everyone’s body features some aspect of an animal they were in a former life…
2-…I think it’s clear that I was a leopard. See, I even favor spotted dresses. You on the other hand must’ve been a mud turtle.
NANCY: Oh yeah? Well, look over there…
3-(Shoot. I was going for ‘Pig In A Slat Board Pen’ but I guess ‘Zebra’ is more obvious.) You’re a Zebra which is the donkey of the African plains. HEE HAW, HEE HAW!
You creepers are really out of control today, especially considering that apparently Fritzi’s physique isn’t actually curvy enough to cause the shadows to contour.
allen@home about 5 years ago
For my tastes she will good in just about anything.
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
I think she meant vertical stripes, Nancy
nuncanunca about 5 years ago
I like how even in that absurd lighting, we can still see the “comic startled take” expression.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Oy
Blot about 5 years ago
She looks a LOT better than Fritizi in the new weirdo version strip.
Another Take about 5 years ago
1-FRITZ: This magazine says that everyone’s body features some aspect of an animal they were in a former life…
2-…I think it’s clear that I was a leopard. See, I even favor spotted dresses. You on the other hand must’ve been a mud turtle.
NANCY: Oh yeah? Well, look over there…
3-(Shoot. I was going for ‘Pig In A Slat Board Pen’ but I guess ‘Zebra’ is more obvious.) You’re a Zebra which is the donkey of the African plains. HEE HAW, HEE HAW!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Clever.
LV1951 about 5 years ago
Look well? Don’t you mean Look Good?
DoktorScheisskopf about 5 years ago
Blind faith….
DoktorScheisskopf about 5 years ago
Those stripes give Fritzi Ritz that Venetian look.
SHIVA about 5 years ago
A little more hips, please!!
a swino about 5 years ago
You creepers are really out of control today, especially considering that apparently Fritzi’s physique isn’t actually curvy enough to cause the shadows to contour.
romandogbird about 5 years ago
nice
brklnbern about 5 years ago
Clever kid.