Aunt Fritzi: I thought you were going to finish up your required reading tonight---
Nancy: I WAS--- But I suppose I'm a lot like you. Once in a while I just get an urge to pull out one of the CLASSICS.
Moby Dick was probably the most boring book I ever read. The only reason people still read it is because college professors still insist on calling it a classic.
Moby Dick was probably the most boring book I ever read. The only reason people still read it is because college professors still insist on calling it a classic.