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Nancy: Hey, Sluggo--- Try giving this a KICK.
Sluggo: Sure.
Noise: THUD
Sluggo: YOW--- WHAT'S that FOOT-BALL made of? LEAD??
Nancy: It's not a football---It's a fruitcake.
OK, what does everybody do with unwanted fruitcake?
We drill a hole through ours and hang it outside for the birds.