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Caption: Phil goes to a hair salon to get a HIP hairstyle! Sluggo tags along...
Noise: SNIP! SNIP! SNIP! Man: Well, Sluggo? It's hip. It's now. It's wow. Right?
Sluggo: It looks like you got attacked by a weed-eater, and finished off with a vacuum!
His hair looks like an ice cream cone from the Dairy Queen.