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Nancy: If I was a HORSE, I'd be a ZEBRA!
Sluggo: A zebra's NOT a horse!
Nancy: Then I'd be a UNICORN!
Sluggo: Unicorns DON'T EXIST!
Nancy: Then, right now...I wish YOU were a unicorn.
Real unicorns are goats with one horn removed and the other transplanted to the center to grow straight out. Been done that way for centuries.