Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for August 26, 2020

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    atomicdog  over 4 years ago

    I used to know this one…

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just ask either one – you’ve got a 50/50 chance.

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    dcdete.  over 4 years ago

    Easy way to find out the liar. Just ask any guard, “When you were born was your mother there?” The guard telling the truth will say yes, and the liar will say no.

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    jerumulligan1  over 4 years ago

    Zippy welcomes a cameo again…. https://www.comicskingdom.com/zippy-the-pinhead

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    Katsuro Premium Member over 4 years ago

    There’s this comedy version of this:

    GUARD 1: Welcome. One of us only tells the truth. The other one only lies.

    GUARD 2: sighs Here we go…

    GUARD 1: He LIES all the time!

    GUARD 2: I SAID I was sorry!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Listen carefully, Norman. I am lying.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A wizard, a barbarian, a cleric and an elf are walking through a dungeon when they come to a portal guarded by a sphinx. She says “If you would pass through safely, you must solve my riddles three.”

    Wizard: “Ahh”

    Cleric: “Umm”

    Barbarian: “Don’t sweat it guys, I got this.”

    Elf: “Really?”

    The barbarian pulls out his sword and kills the Sphinx.

    Barbarian: “OK, let’s go.”

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    strodgers  over 4 years ago

    Guard 1, if I ask Guard 2 if he’s the liar what would he say?If G1 says yes, that mean G1 is the liar.

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    Andrew Wheeler  over 4 years ago

    Ask either guard what the other guard would say, then do the opposite.

    Liar will lie and say the wrong answer.

    Truth-teller will correctly report the Liar’s wrong answer.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    I saw this on a Star Trek episode.

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    Kip W  over 4 years ago

    Lyle, Lyle, pants on file.

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