Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for August 02, 2022

Nope, I just don’t think I need a warranty any longer on my 1972 Ford Pinto.

Stop digging your wheels in.

I got a spam final notice about some overlooked insurance refund from “my insurance company”, and then two days later got my third notice.

I usually tell them that I’m getting married to an Amish person and no longer have the car.

I don’t get them anymore since I told them I don’t have a car.

Okay, Okay! So, maybe, we can interest you in discussing our Camp Lejeune offers?