Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 1998
Transcript:
mom: I think it's time for a special talk, Kane...It's about nature and the reason boys and girls are different. Kane: Oh, I already leaned all about that...Men thanklessly work their butts all their lives just to provide shopping money for women. Then nature kills men ten years earlier than women so they can collect on the life insurance and shop in the Bahamas. And that's when I found out girls can turn our brains to tapioca with the silent death stare. boy: Stop...You're scaring me.