Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 28, 1998
Transcript:
Woman: Which of these shoes goes best with this dress, dear? Man: The one that feels most comfortable darling... ... for that will bring you joy as the evening wears on, and it is your joy which ultimately brings happiness to me Woman: I see... so it's all about your happiness isn't it?
Unbelievably clever, and spot-on.