Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 09, 2000
April 08, 2000
April 10, 2000
Transcript:
Man: Non-smoking please... Woman: I'm sorry the only open tables are in the smoking-section. But no one's smoking in there right now. Obvious Man: Hold on there Duchess of Dimness! Woman: -Gasp- Obviousman! Obviousman: The reason those coughing cretins are in that section is because they're going to smoke after they eat... Woman: Ah! problem solved...a table up in the non-smoking section. Obviousman: But it's right next to a smoking table! How is the smoke supposed to stay on his side?! Woman: Oh, no problem. He's not smoking right now. Obviousman: A 2-by-4... my knigdom for a 2-by-4....
