Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 11, 2002

Transcript:

Joe Pyle: Homeland security went on pink alert. Today when a boat was intercepted off the coast of Maine... The fishing boat drew suspicion because a cat was at the help, but a report of a bomb on board just turned out to be the captain on board being bombed. The cat brought the boat safely back to port. And Homeland security reduced the alert level to chartreuse. Eddie: I don't suppose you'd like to heah my side of the stahry. Flo: Oh, reality is bizzah enough these days without yah help, Eddie.