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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2002
December 23, 2002
December 25, 2002
Transcript:
Tony Elf: Yo, computer goil... da boss axed us to have a woid wit youse about hackin' into his database. Louie Elf: He don't like little goils who do dat, do he, Tony? Tony Elf: No, he do not, Louie. And you know what da big man does when people try t' cheat dey'r way off da bad list? Louie Elf: Oh, I don't tink youse wants t' go dere, little goil. Danae: You two are so-o-o cute! Tony Elf: Hey, show some respect! I've got a candy cane and I'm not afraid t' use it! Louie Elf: Don't make me get out da tinsel, goilie!
they are not elves, they are brownies, elves are much bigger.