Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 15, 2003

Transcript:

Angel dog: ...So now he had to choost between staying alive by minding his own business... Homer: ...Or risk death trying to save the people who sent u s into exile from an invasion by the djorks. God: Some choice. Homer: But once I learned the truth about the bishop being just a thug who stole the identity of the real church leader, I couldn't hold a grudge. The kingdom needed to know of the peril they were in, from both the Djorks and the phony bishop. So I quickly hatched a plan to excape Djorkland... To aviod suspicion, we had to carry out the plan right under the nose of the fundamentalist vikings...and even with their unwitting help! Lady Anne: (Sigh) Do you really think the plan will work, Homer? Homer: Well...it has a better chance of working than we have of surviving it. First, under the cover of darkness I sent Lady Anne ahead with Duncan... Take her home Buddy. Next came the tricky part...creating a diversion. Hey, guys...if you take me along on the raid I can show you a shortcut to Barkshire! Next week: The Lump Boat