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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2004
Transcript:
Ele...in the time before Man Phil Brahmastein, investigative reporter for the Bullemic Times, confronts his editor... Phil: Excuse me, Mr. Leukworm, but what happened to my expose on this trumped-up energy crisis? Mr. Leukworm: The publisher "asked" me to hold off on it for a while. Phil: But this is an important stroy! How long is "a while"? Mr. Leukworm: Hmmm, let's see... ...That would be when the news division is no longer controlled by the bean counters who anser to the corporate board that is owned by the conglomerate who has a vested interest in the administration you're investigating. Phil: What happened to freedom of the press?!! Mr. Leukworm: That belongs to the one who owns the press, Phil.