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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 20, 2004
October 19, 2004
October 21, 2004
Transcript:
Teacher: Are you ready to give us your report on Canada, Danae? Danae: Yes, Mrs. Lazarus. Canada's main exports are cold air fronts, hocky and annoying singers, while their biggest import seems to be mayonnaise. (Pause... Let it sink in...) You're probably wondering now why we haven't nuked these snow monkeys yet. Well, that would be wrong. Mrs. Lazarus: OK, from now on, no more oral reports.
