Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 13, 2006
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Transcript:
Jeffrey: Hi, Danae 'Sup Lucy... Danae: Uh...Jeffrey? Why are you wearing winter gear in the middle of August? Jeffrey: 'Cuz I built a time machine that'll take me back 16,000 years to the Pleistocene Ice Age! Wanna come along and watch our ancestors hunt mastadons? Danae: No...I'd rather go to the future Jeffrey: Well, you can't Danae: Who says? Jeffrey: Einstein's theory of relativity. He said only time travel to the past is possible because the future doesn't exist yet Danae: Oh. Then how are you going to return? Jeffrey: sigh Stupid space-time continuum paradox... Danae: The best part of the future is having moments like this to remember
Eh if you can go back, you just need to invent a stasis chamber too, and you can just go into stasis until you return to your starting point.