Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2007
Transcript:
Voice from television: We interrupt this program for an update on the volcano erupting in Iowa... reports of the devastating toll on the Midwest are coming in... let's go live to Sue Roush in Chicago... Sue: Thanks, Lee... our worst fears are being realized in this disaster... it's been confirmed that the ash from the volcano was to blame for Courteney Cox missing her connecting flight from O'Hare to L.A. Voice: Oooh, the humanity! Any word on A-lister's being inconvenienced, Sue? Sue: No... thank goodness for some good news, eh?
Hmmm – now this is possibly the only argument against gun control that makes any sense!