Transcript:
Joe: Welcome to the premier of Newstube, with your host, Joe Pyle... Kate + Danae: Yay, Daddy!! Joe: Our lead story tonight... UFO over the coast of Maine! We go now to a live feed from the cockpit of a fighter jet chasing the alien craft...
I can accept that a boat is kept aloft this long by a wind tunnel that doesnt seem to be affecting the jets all around the boat, …but that a local news channel is getting access to live feed form the cockpit of an airforce jet fighter????