Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 18, 2008
April 17, 2008
April 19, 2008
Transcript:
Aide: Excuse me, sir, but we have to call off the invasion of Canada... Man: Why? Aide: Well, it turns out that the U.F.O. was just a fishing boat in a funnel cloud and it was only a dog and a horse on board, not Al-Qaida operatives. Man: So? Aide: So... that would be knowingly starting a war under false pretences, sir... Man: Again... so? Aide: OK... funny you'd use the word "again" in this instance. Man: You've got 3 seconds to make a point before I shoot you in the face.
The sign on the desk says “Dept. of Perpetual War”.