Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 22, 2008
Transcript:
Joe: So what are you girls doing today? Kate: Um... we're going to the woods... Danae: ... to save Lucy and Petey from terrorists. Joe: Ah, yes... when I was your age, we played cops and robbers! Well... go have fun, kids. Danae: Um... OK. Whatever. Joe: Tee-hee. Kids and their imagination. Voice from television: Homeland Security said today that beer-swilling terrorists might be roaming in the woods in Maine... Joe: "Beer-swilling terrorists"? Voice: Now back to our 24-7 coverage of the latest Britney Spears underwear crisis...
Uh, why does Joe even have Faux News on?