Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 21, 2008
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Transcript:
Captain Eddie: Aw, geez... not again. Voices: Invasion progress report... phase 1 is a success. They've been domesticated and trust us completely. Ahhh... very good. Recommendations for the extermination phase? How about sucking their breath out while they sleep? Oh, they're doing a fine job of eradicating themselves... I say we continue to sit back and let these idiots do the work for us. Captain Eddie: Um... sigh... Flo: Oh, please, Eddie... do you really expect anyone to believe that? Captain Eddie: Of cahse not, Flo... that's all paht of theah plan. Cat: Heh heh heh...
Cats are not the enemy. Dogs are the enemy. The whole reason that dogs do stuff “for us” is to make us complacent, so that we will be weak and lazy for the takeover.