Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 28, 2008
Transcript:
Noise: Plop. Germs: Hey... is that what I think it is? Yes! Eek! But it's at least 5 clicks away, so we've gotta go now! Oh, my.... it's too far! We're almost there... gasp.... it's moving! Go! Go! Go! NOOOOOOOOO.... Joe: ... and that's how *munch munch* the 5 second rule works. Danae: Oh, great. Now I'm disgusted and feel guilty...
Fortunately for me, I’m immune to practically everything, so I don’t have to worry about eating food that I’ve dropped on the floor. Whatever germs it picks up will be dealt with by my superior immune system.