Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! People are too obsessed with entertainment so Hollywood can’t put out garbage fast enough, and he still has a contract and recognizable name.
This is just a hacky redo of Wiley’s Tom Cruise comic with “no-duh man” a year or two ago. As a student of psychology, I think Wiley may be protesting a little too much and have deeper issues of repressed attraction to Mr.Cruise. Might want to see a therapist there, Wiley!
Thank you Grazer and Wiley! You totally made my day!
I’ve been banging my head on the desk all weekend cause they came out w/ an article on how they’re already planning a sequel to Valkyrie. I haven’t seen the movie, so maybe I missed the explanation, but I see one glaring mistake in there…you know, besides Cruise. In mythology the Valkyrie were FEMALE warriors who inhabited Viking Heaven! Look it up on Wikipedia! Even Bugs Bunny got it right! So Tom Cruise is either playing a woman or a mistake, either way… (bang bang bang) Thank you, I feel better now…
Look, I don’t care if he’s in the closet or in a spaceship. He’s a lousy actor, where ever he is. He doesn’t have the face of an actor. I don’t think he internalizes the characters he plays. Look at the previews of the Nazi thing, not one of his facial expressions are believable. He is hired to ruin movies ‘cause women think he’s cute. Don’t get me goin’ about Leonardo DeCaprio…
Kaytebb, a sequel, really? I haven’t had any desire to see the Tom Cruise movie, but I do want to see the one on the history channel, since learning about Hitler is interesting to me. The commercials for the Cruise movie, just didn’t seem very believable.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
“To live is to suffer, to suffer is to live. Live with it”.
SaintRCat over 15 years ago
Because people love throwing good money away. That’s why the lottery exists!
iowaweav over 15 years ago
He certainly gave swingers a bad name.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! People are too obsessed with entertainment so Hollywood can’t put out garbage fast enough, and he still has a contract and recognizable name.
trenrut666 over 15 years ago
Kudos for making me laugh out loud!
historygirl31013 over 15 years ago
Epic.
h2oman over 15 years ago
How do you get a guru off a stump ?
JonD17 over 15 years ago
h2oman says:
How do you get a guru off a stump ?
Push him?
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
If I were in Guru’s shoes, I would said to the hiker, “Don’t you try to watch “Valkyrie” movie with Tom Cruise.”
smacky2 over 15 years ago
This is just a hacky redo of Wiley’s Tom Cruise comic with “no-duh man” a year or two ago. As a student of psychology, I think Wiley may be protesting a little too much and have deeper issues of repressed attraction to Mr.Cruise. Might want to see a therapist there, Wiley!
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
And the Geru replies: “Life has no Cruise control.”
alondra over 15 years ago
As long as people will pay to see Tom Cruise movies there will be Tom Cruise movies. If the movies bomb his movie making career is over.
alife over 15 years ago
Thanks grazer “Life has no Cruise Control”
Kaytebb over 15 years ago
Thank you Grazer and Wiley! You totally made my day!
I’ve been banging my head on the desk all weekend cause they came out w/ an article on how they’re already planning a sequel to Valkyrie. I haven’t seen the movie, so maybe I missed the explanation, but I see one glaring mistake in there…you know, besides Cruise. In mythology the Valkyrie were FEMALE warriors who inhabited Viking Heaven! Look it up on Wikipedia! Even Bugs Bunny got it right! So Tom Cruise is either playing a woman or a mistake, either way… (bang bang bang) Thank you, I feel better now…
Varnes over 15 years ago
Look, I don’t care if he’s in the closet or in a spaceship. He’s a lousy actor, where ever he is. He doesn’t have the face of an actor. I don’t think he internalizes the characters he plays. Look at the previews of the Nazi thing, not one of his facial expressions are believable. He is hired to ruin movies ‘cause women think he’s cute. Don’t get me goin’ about Leonardo DeCaprio…
attyush over 15 years ago
What about Leonardo DiCaprio? He is a good actor.
(@Dracip: wink wink nod nod…your cue)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
I’ve got to sy, I’m sick ot Tom Cruise, can’t believe I ever liked him. But I did love the reamke of “War of the Worlds”!
wowfactor over 15 years ago
thank you, wiley! thank you, thank you, thank you, thank…!
Akenta over 15 years ago
Kaytebb, a sequel, really? I haven’t had any desire to see the Tom Cruise movie, but I do want to see the one on the history channel, since learning about Hitler is interesting to me. The commercials for the Cruise movie, just didn’t seem very believable.
Varnes over 15 years ago
DeCaprio’s face isn’t believable. It looks like he doesn’t internalize the character’s feelings and emotions when he acts. They seem two dimensional.