Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2009

Thassh ver, ver, quite shtimulatin’

Stimulation of a different kind.

That’s not the kind of stimulating we need right now. :)

Dutchboy … say what!

“HIC”

Before anyone gets political with this, note that the crate says “wine” not “whine”.

I hope it’s not from the Brewster ladies in Brooklyn.

To be a true stimulus package….the wine had better be from a USA vintner….RIGHT????

Ah wine, lovely wine. The more one consumes, the less stimulating one becomes. Pour me another glass of Pinot my dear.

How can a depressant be a stimulant?

Does anyone remember the little old ladies from the TV series “The Waltons” who had the recipe?

Woohoo, just what we need when we’re already wobbling and reeling from our over-indulgences.

Stimulus package: a hair of the dog that bit us.

Uh, actually, wine is not a stimulant, it’s a depressant.

Oh, wait - so is the stimulus package.

The stimulus check will do just fine though.

Ah, Yes … Wine in a box, FRANZIA. ugh.

Age improves with wine!

That’s right Wiley. I have found women become quite stimulating as I consume more wine. Unfortunately one’s means to an end become harder to stimulate.