Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2009
Transcript:
Jeffery: Hey ... what's goin' on? Lucy: She thinks there's a government conspiracy to keep people out of the storm drain. Jeffery: Um ... that's nuts. Lucy: I know! Tell her. Danae: Bah! Jeffery: There's no comspiracy to keep us out, Danae. Danae: Oh? Then what's the impenetrable gate for, Jeffery? Jeffery: To keep something from getting out. Danae: ! Jeffery: You didn't really believe that dragons are just a myth, did you? Lucy: OK, I like his delusions better. Danae: I have to admit, that makes the conspiracy a lot more plausible ...
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
That dragon theory will go up in flames.
durtclaw over 15 years ago
Paranoia plus delusional equals, what?
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Oh, I like this one a lot better!
green_engineer over 15 years ago
Woah! Jeffrey’s suddenly become more interesting.
wicky over 15 years ago
Jeffrey knows how to deal with Danae and her ilk.
wicky over 15 years ago
Jeffrey knows how to deal with Danae and her ilk.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
Delusional as both of them are, Jeffrey and Danae should team up with Alice and Petey from “Cul De Sac” and share their so-called “conspiracies”.
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Jeff isn’t delusional Josh–wicky’s idea is on the nail!
True baslim, the methane (and sulphur-gases) from the sewage will certainly ignite explosively.
James7344 over 15 years ago
Delusional? The kid has a time machine. Danae’s horse can talk. Maybe their world has a few other “details” our world doesn’t.
bmonk over 15 years ago
Ohhhh! I like the way Jeffrey thinks! Too cruel!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Just like Hobbes today with Calvin, Jeffrey know how to yank Danae’s chain. Love Danae’s look in panel 3.
jamadison4 over 15 years ago
, That Jeffery, the Science Kid, ia a real smarty…….Aliens from the planet Drago have had Advanced Bases buried under the state Maine for hundreds of years.
These Alien Scounts have mingled among us at Sci-Fi Conventions, Halloween, local festivals, and interspersed in the Circus/Carnival folk.
Mark my words: “there are troublous times for our heroine, Danae”…………
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Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Perhaps it’s the Illuminati.
bmonk over 15 years ago
Don’t try to match wits with a nerd. That’s their forte. They just love coming up with reasonable and unassailable explanations for the wackiest theories.
treered over 15 years ago
what a twist! i was thinking this am, the suspense is killing me. but now this!? also love “delusional equals”. and i just remembered this: a fence is to keep something out, or something in.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Wow, Jefferey just moved the conspiracy bar(s) up a notch higher.
BirishB over 15 years ago
“A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.”
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Ahhh … the innocence of youth. Or is that ignorance? And does that mean that ignorance is indeed bliss?
I loved the world when I could explain everything. But then I learned stuff. And now I don’t know anything.
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“Ah, but I was so much older then,
I’m younger than that now.”
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Who knows what evil lurks in the depths of drains? A.D. do.
reynard61 over 15 years ago
durtclaw says: “Paranoia plus delusional equals, what?”
Bill O’Reilly, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, etc.
David_J Premium Member over 15 years ago
I wonder if Jeffrey has read Eragon and Eldest yet.