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Joe Pyle: Woo-hoo! I now have 1,000 friends on Facebook! Bob: Wow, that's great, Joe. So how many of them do you think would lend you money or help you move? Y'know... Most folks outgrow imaginary friends when they reach adolescence... Joe: Oh, shut up, Bob.
“Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”
Credited to Joe Bonano